The play, "Housewives of Secaucus" focuses on five desperate housewives on a mission to "Free Nookie."  Nookie, as we find out, is a nickname for one of the housewives.  The play features a combination fashion and talent show, fundraiser (to free Nookie); so that she can be home in time to be with her baby for Christmas.  Big Hair and Big Drama.  A combination Jersey Shore and Mob Wives.